Episode 22: Plus Two Minus Eight
The Horde battle continues with Hill Giant boulders and confusing archer math. Shade does not have a rocket launcher. PSA: Fireballs hurt. Barbarian Leapfrog! Barbarian upskirt? Also, life advice: Never outrun your healer! Check out Gnarly Nerd...
Episode 21: Involuntary Human Torch
Well, it’s been a long time coming, but THE HORDE is here! Elven archers, human fighters, a character to NPC walkie talkie system. Rapunzel jokes, single file Hill Giants, Ghostbusters references, Shock and Awe arrows, and guided missiles? This episode has A LOT...
Episode 20: An Intense Six Seconds
The battle continues. Ashimeh has cleaved the hell out of some hobogoblins and set the single round record for damage. Shade got his revenge and now it’s time to wipe out a huge army of bad guys. Elastigirl, Wreck-it Ralph, Young Frankenstein, Archer, Ice T,...
Episode 19: Goblin Boy Quarterly
The Eryk and Shade buddy cop story continues. Some real life marital bliss rears its head in character. We need an “Eryk sleeps on the couch” emote. The party leverages the Message spell to essential invent Discord. Kara catalogs the shapes she can...
Episode 18: Shut Up, Siri!
It’s boss battle time! We’ve prepped the town (a la Army of Darkness). Eryk talks to owls! We have a long discussion about arrows (PUNCHING BAG ARROW!) and plenty of Destiny references. Mad Max, Ghost Recon, Hydra, Corey Hart, Viagra jokes…and more!...
Episode 17: Hobgoblin Tramp Stamp
We continue to prep Rathmar for the incoming goblin horde. Lots of Monty Python in this one, like usual. The great debate is between keeping the troops inside the city or send them out to thin the herd. Mora has apparently watched all of the Rambo movies. Plus, poison...
Episode 16: The Bag of Cookie Holding
The party is back (with an early appearance from the closet killing cat, Bane. He’s a 27 lb Egyptian Mau who jumped up on the shelves and ripped an entire side of them out of the walls.) This leads to a Bane/Hamilton mash up before we even get to dungeon...
Episode 15: The Encounter Counter
When we last left our heroes, Kara (aka Boom) had just figured out how to turn into a Hydra. Temper expectations for this episode to fall in line with the consequences. How many heads do you throw at an incoming enemy?
Episode 14: Something Large and Not Nice
The intrepid heroes continue into the Lion-themed dungeon. This time, we debate crosswalk buttons, the ranger and the thief bond over Spider-Man, and quote the song, “Selfie.” That’s just the first three minutes. The cleric learns that she can create food, and Bastian finally gets his actual name!
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